the leg in the barbecue
October 3, 2007Human leg, that is. As I understand it, the owner became separated from it in after a plane crash. Then he put it in the freezer. Then he hung it on a fence. (I sense that he had a problem finding eligible women.) Then he kept it in his barbecue. Along came financial difficulties. The barbecue was auctioned off. The new owner was horrified at the bonus inside. However. He knew a money-making (Halloween) scheme when he saw it.
However. Word got to the previous owner, who demanded it back.
Nowhere in this story is there a hint of how the leg is being preserved.* I got the freezer part. But afterward, was he smoking it in the barbecue? Doesn’t a leg get an ick factor with time? Is that where the Halloween part occurs, and what is that awful stench?
* Ah yes, it’s currently in the local morgue.
