negligent animal mothers
May 11, 2006Some eat their young. Some eat their neighbor’s young. Others never allow one twin to survive. And then there are rabbits.
If rabbits could write books, and if rabbits were voracious readers, warren shelves would be filled with such titles as ‘How to Mother in Two Minutes’ or ‘The Two Minute-Mom’, or ‘Two-Minute Mothering for Dummies’. For overachieving rabbits, ‘Mothering in Less Than Two Minutes’.Well, you get the drift. Not to mention the videos. Or the soundtrack to the film version.
