In the future, sharks may be remotely controlled via implants, and used for spying purposes.

I needed a little something.

I only meant to watch for the duration of dinner (spaghetti), but was mesmerized till work started calling in a loud, persistent, grating voice.

It is not the best dinnertime entertainment. Tonight I’ll watch the last half after I eat.

She’s 61, and her friend was held in the crocodile’s jaws. When she jumped on its back, the croc dropped the friend, and went after her. She almost lost an arm.

What I should have done was make chocolate chip muffins, but there was a bag of less-than-crisp apples to use up.

If you are lazy like me, you can top off a baked muffin with a layer of chocolate chips, and zap until the chips melt.

I would have a picture except the object in question has been eaten. But I can show what a storm-battered amaryllis looks like in a bit.