I’m from the Church of Crocodilians

March 30, 2006

He said with a smile, but she slammed the door in his soliciting face.

But then, he could argue that he could not read the ‘No Soliciting’ sign.

we cure any phobia

March 29, 2006

Perhaps I should spell that ‘phobea’. But first, a shot of cortisol.

If you have an abnormal fear of needles, this is not the treatment for you.

In all fairness, no one in the article is claiming a cure. But it seems to work for some participants in a study.

just because I’m dead doesn’t mean

I want to miss a call.

Oh, and kudos to that funeral home in South Africa that packs extra batteries in the casket. You just never know.

it’s raining

No surprise there, but instead of ravens, doves, or the various songbirds, we hear the screeching of seagulls.

Jubilant, no doubt, at finding a new and vast area of water that is the valley.

seizing an opportunity

March 27, 2006

daffodil up close

The sun was out, although briefly. Around here, that was cause for celebration.

don’t wash that pill down with grapefruit juice

It can increase the potency of many medications by interfering with an enzyme in our bodies that metabolizes drugs.

the volcanic blast with scallops

March 25, 2006

A very unusual eruption plume.

a yellow tulip

March 24, 2006

fading tulip

Not at its best, having been on my desk all day without water, but I thought it still had considerable grace.

spring is arriving after all

pink and white tulip

dropping a few pounds the hard way

There are better ways to shed weight, I think.

did I hear the word ‘chupacabra’ again?

March 23, 2006

It has been spotted regularly near a building in North Carolina. The head looks like a kangaroo’s, there’s a long, skinny tail. Its picture has been posted online, but no one really knows what it is, and at least one viewer said it might be a chupacabra.

Animal experts, always ready to splash cold water on curious, but non-scientific minds, suspect it is a red fox with an abnormality called Sampson. If this is the case, the fox lacks a layer of guard hair fur, making it look as if it had no fur at all. Especially when viewed from a distance.

Or, it could be mange, or some unknown creature.

low carb

March 22, 2006

past its prime

It was 4 o’clock, and my tax person asked that I go through my stuff once again. I needed a little something.

But certainly not this. I’d rather starve.

the da Vinci car

In the Atlanticus Codex, Leonardo drew his idea for a self-propelling vehicle with three wheels. In the years since the discovery of the Codex, no one had been able to create the cart.

Then Italian scientists found that their earlier interpretations of the drawing were wrong. Their successful model was put on display in 2004.

squirrel relocation, squirrel vocalization

March 21, 2006

There are differing opinions on the effectiveness of moving squirrels from one’s backyard to a woodland area. Some people feel it is useless, and that more squirrels move in to replace their departed cousins.

I am of ‘it works’ camp, although one has to keep at the process steadily. For years, we had infestations, partly because we are surrounded on all sides by mature oak trees that provide ample food and nesting sites. Now the population seems more normal.

We use the Hav-a-Heart traps. The squirrels are mostly quiet, but from time to time, we get a vocal one. An amazing variety of sound is emitted from an average squirrel, and one that has puzzled me is the whispery one.

I usually chalk it up to fear. It’s only a short drive to some woods, though we do make sure it is at least five miles away.

It turns out that the ones with the Alec Baldwin-like voices are the loudest ones of all.

hail in sunnyvale

March 20, 2006

It’s a good thing I ran out again and got most of the lawn fed before the thunder started up. Now the sky has opened up, and the patios are covered with pea-sized hail.

Happy Spring!

Australia: Cyclone Larry inflicts heavy damage

It’s being called a storm of the century, leaving thousands homeless, and ruining sugar cane and banana crops.

Meanwhile Cyclone Wati is a possible threat moving in from the Coral Sea.

the sleeping pill and the night kitchen

Why is so much food missing from the fridge? Why so many candy bar wrappers by the bed?

Some people who take Ambien were puzzled by their steady weight gain until researchers discovered an unexpected side effect.

showers and sprinkles

The lawn has needed feeding, so during a lull in our daily rain, I ran out with a sack of grass fertilizer.

Unfortunately, today’s lull is brief indeed.

But the little black-headed birds eat the breadcrumbs I throw out. If I’m to raise any praying mantises this year, I’ll have to to provide other food for the huge bird population.

what’s the frequency, frog?

March 18, 2006

If your calls for a mate are drowned out by the noise of the water, it’s a good idea to evolve toward the ultrasound level.

give me that kangaroo wine

Those of us Americans who find wine selection somewhat daunting seek out labels with something familiar, say, a monkey or a fish.

So what did I advise my sons to get when they were invited to a party not that long ago? Yellow Tail, which has a wallaby on the label. Reasons? Good reviews, for one. And at $5 per bottle at Trader Joe’s, they could get a white and a red for a song.

six men gravely ill after drug trial

March 17, 2006

In London, the men were injected with TGN1412. It was the first human trial of the drug, which was targeted for treatment of such diseases as rheumatoid arthritis and multiple sclerosis.

The doctors in the trial are appealing for international help in saving the men, who are now on life support.

the hibernation reflex

After 45 days and nights of rain (or so it seems), it has been triggered, and all I want to do is burrow under some quilts till the sun appears for more than 15 minutes.

Don’t most of us have enough stored fats to last for a prolonged sleep?

the waters of March

There are several versions of this in my music library, I’m listening to Al Jarreau/Oleta Adams at the moment.

Locally, the waters of March are causing some flooding in places.

so little time

March 16, 2006

So many spammers. I might just turn comments off entirely. If you want to reach me, just email.

in case you hit a pedestrian with your car

Jaguar is out with its Pedestrian Deployable Bonnet System (PDBS) to soften the impact.

bird flu

In Afghanistan and Denmark, found for the first time.

restless spiders

Something is disturbing the house spiders. Normally we keep our distance out of a mutual respect, but last night and this morning, they are coming out and making their presence more obvious. One just scooted across the desk in the direction of the laptop. Perhaps there is earth movement.

Or maybe they’re beginning to wonder where the sunshine went.

future sushi

March 15, 2006

A few nights ago, I found enough time to flip through The Complete Book of Sushi by Hideo Dekura, Brigid Treloar, and Ryuichi Yoshii.

Each year, the boys come back at Easter to dye eggs. Maybe this year, I’ll set out all the makings for various kinds of sushi, and have them fix dinner. I may need a sharper knife though.

ken gets a makeover

His stylist says he used Pierce Brosnan and Johnny Depp as inspiration, and Ken emerges from his session with a somewhat edgier look.

But Ken. Ken, what’s this I hear about Barbie being a baby toy? Childhood moves on.

an old cure-all with an interesting side effect

No one has done an official study on the benefits of cider vinegar and honey mixed in water, but there are many fans. In this article, a journalist decides to give it a daily try. In six weeks, she loses seven pounds.

That’s the part I’m interested in.

So, in addition to the modified South Beach diet, I’ll try the vinegar with a splash of honey and water. Maybe it’s better with ice.

yet another nest

March 14, 2006

Another heartstopping moment when I bend down for the hose, and surprise a mother bird hidden in the groundcover ivy. They seem to explode out of the nest.

Despite the seemingly disastrous practice of having a home on the ground, this particular bird (I will look it up in the Sibley soon) is very successful. Their relatives in the garage are possibly smarter. I will have a photo soon, but this calls for vigilance, which calls for spare time.

It has rained for 38 days and 38 nights. Especially last night. Actually, we had three nights of rain in just the seven hours that I was trying to sleep.

listening to Kylie Minogue ‘Can’t Get You

Out of My Head.’ To get my heart started back up again (see previous post).

At least my eyeball didn’t pop out of my head.

how to make your heart stop

If you have a nest of baby birds in a basket hanging from a beam in the garage, it’s best to leave it alone till you’re sure the parents are out of there.

Champ rises yet again

Two Vermont fishermen claim to have a video of the famous lake monster. Either that or a sturgeon or a long-nosed gar or a member of the plesiosaur family from the land before time. Or the time before land.

stuff you didn’t know you needed to know

March 13, 2006

Perhaps this will become a new category. In this case, How to Pop Your Eyeball Back In If It Falls Out.

You’d be surprised how often this might happen. And if you cringe easily, best to skip the link altogether.

Did I make you look?

free beer on tap

In Norway, a woman living above a bar found that beer flowed from her taps. The down side was that the bar was discovering water flowing from their beer taps.

The problem was taken care of in very short order, as beer in Norway is quite pricey.

listening to internet radio again

I was until one station inexplicably played a Christmas song, which wrecked my concentration and disturbed me so much I had to get up and wash the dishes. Back to Michael Buble and Put Your Head on My Shoulder.

heads up along Thailand coast

There have been 31 earthquakes in the Andaman Sea area recently, and disaster officials warn residents to keep alert. Chances of another tsunami are possible.

snow on the mountains

March 12, 2006

snowy mountains

The weather has caused some terrible accidents. This is not a region known for blizzards.

not much time to blog

March 11, 2006

First, it’s tax prep time, which always takes at least twice as long as I think. Then too I’m filling in on care for my mom while a sib is on vacation. I’ll be posting more next week, but if we get some snow (it’s more possible this year than most), I’m going out to play.

Oh, and I’m going back on the South Beach diet, so there’ll be lots of agonized accounts of those no-sugar popsicles again. Thanks to the ankle sprain last year, I gained most of the lost weight back.

more wildlife in the garage

But not of the varmint sort this time. In the same basket used a couple of years ago, there’s a new family of baby birds chirping away. The earlier nest was known for its silence whenever a human was near.

the Pope and his Nano

March 10, 2006

He has been seen with those earbuds as he makes his rounds in the Vatican.

Now wouldn’t that make a great ad?

water on Saturn’s moon Enceladus

March 9, 2006

Water means the ingredients for life.

ravens in trees

March 8, 2006

more ravens

They have the whole sky to play in.

I managed to steal some reading time this afternoon, William Langewiesche’s A Meditation on Flight. specifically the part where he explains how airplanes turn. For a brief time then, I was also in the sky, leaning, picturing how a plane rolls over so easily, then rights itself.

frogs: not taking the obvious route

You would think that any self-respecting, non-poisonous frog, given the chance, would mimic the look of the most toxic dart frog in its neighborhood. Not so Allobates zaparo. It copies the look of a less poisonous frog.

The reasons why are explained here.

yellow tulip

March 7, 2006

yellow tulip

Tulips stand up to storms pretty well.

ravens

ravens

They don’t enjoy having their pictures taken.

Nessie an elephant?

A paleontologist explains that the trunk-like object could well be just that, and what appeared to be the body of Nessie would be the top of the elephant’s head and its back.

Apparently, traveling circuses would allow their animals a dip in the Loch.

This by no means closes the book on lake creatures.

the road to whiter teeth

Is filled with peril, if overdone. People who are too keen on whitening agents are known as ‘bleachorexics’, and face serious problems with their teeth and gums.

Two words: Root Canal.

a tantalizing peek into Google’s online storage plans

How much to this rumor of a possible offer to backup users’ hard drives? Google won’t say.