the sensitive computer

February 8, 2006

Me: Arrrrrgh, this stupid software.
Computer: Ah, I sense your annoyance. Take a deep cleansing breath.
Me: Damn. I accidentally threw away the file.
Computer (dims screen, plays more soothing music, emits smell of freshly baked bread) It will be better soon.
Me: Oh crap! Why is the browser crashing over and over?
Computer: I’m so sorry. Let me order in some fried chicken.
Me: Actually, I want some freshly baked bread.

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