loose cow

January 6, 2006

But oh, what a wondrous cow! She exited the slaughterhouse by jumping over a gate. Next she was seen in the middle of an intersection. Cornered, she went through a fence, and was almost hit by a car. She went toward the railroad tracks, ran in front of a locomotive, then was almost struck by a tractor-trailer. That was before she jumped into the Missouri River.

It goes on, one escape after another. Unfortunately, she was caught after being hit with three tranquilizer darts.

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