When Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub offered a 6-lb burger some time ago, it was quite a challenge for most. Obviously, it was the signal for another eating emporium to step up and offer a 12.5-pounder which took the attention away from DBBP.
In an excessive show of proportions, DBBP now boasts a 15-lb behemoth of a burger, which is hard to wrap a bun around, much less the mind.
I have a suggestion. I feature science/art collaborations in the art category. How about a food/art entry in the escalating beef patty battle, where someone is asked to sculpt an entire steer in ground beef. Life-sized, superrealistic, with some sort of rigid framework to keep it upright. The cooking method is best left to the imagination, and the donation of a walk-in grill the size of a modest cave. The smell alone will bring in the curious from three states over.
Then we’ll see how many it will feed. People will actually be able to say, ‘I ate a cow.’ Buns and condiments on the side.