
Rotisserie chickens are sold from this truck at the Sunnyvale Farmers Market, but it’s not always there. Maybe the big chicken is not waterproof, but one would hope so. Today, the vendors were huddled in their rainjackets and hoods, the musician was singing children’s songs, and I came away empty-handed.
Joe: Hey, Don, some guy wants a big chicken on a truck.
Don: He exterminates chickens?
Joe: Jeez. And not just a chicken, a roast chicken.
Don: Two legs.
Joe: Two legs, but still two wings, kinda different. Wants it ‘appetizing’.
Don: Never done appetizing before.
Joe: Here’s a picture. See, they got goosebumpy things on the skin. Can you do it or not?
Don: I dunno, cockroaches never had goosebumps.